6  THE NEW BARKER 
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Anna Cooke, Editor in Chief
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What was I thinking? We had a calm harmonious routine 
with our two dogs, Angel, a miniature Schnauzer mix, 
and Teddy, a ShihTzu. Our Scottish Terrier, Dougie 
MacDougal, had passed away in 2023, just before 
Thanksgiving, after having graced us with his regal, feisty 
and wise presence for 13 years. 
When Dougie died, it took some time for everyone 
to find their right place in our home again. Angel seemed 
to be affected the most, unable to find a comfortable spot 
to sleep when we all went to bed. She 
and Dougie slept next to each other at 
night. Teddy, the youngest of this original 
trio, would often test Dougie’s patience 
with his playful antics. Dougie was too 
dignified to even acknowledge Teddy, 
much less play with him. He did, however, 
allow Teddy to sit next to him as they 
both looked out the front door, protect-
ing their domain while scouting for any 
trouble that might be lurking outside. 
  After Dougie’s passing, Teddy, the 
perpetual comedian, eventually took up 
the job of making us all laugh again. He 
became irresistible to Angel, who finally 
seemed to shed her sadness and began 
engaging in play with Teddy. 
 Meditative quiet mornings. Their 
schedules of eating, going outside, and 
napping on their humans’ laps were as 
predictable as the ocean tides; the ebb 
and flow of our lives moved gently 
throughout the day and night. 
  Then, earlier this year, I received 
several text messages about a Scottish 
Terrier puppy who had been owner-sur-
rendered to Mercy Full Project in Tampa. 
The rescue had been looking for a foster-
to-adopt who was experienced with the breed. I had 
another appointment in Tampa already and figured, what 
harm was there in just going to meet him? 
One look, and the heart won out over any sense and 
sensibility. Yes, I was smitten; more like hypnotized by his 
subtle charms. This puppy used his gentle shyness as a ploy to 
lure me in. His puppy smell was captivating. I was a goner.
 
On the ride home he slept. Oh, look how calm he is, I 
thought. I had forgotten that he had been neutered earlier 
in the day, and the full effects of the anesthesia had not yet 
worn off. 
It’s been nine years since we raised a puppy, and that 
was Angel, who was pretty much perfect. Had we 
forgotten the work involved with a puppy, or had we been 
blessed with really good dogs?  
 
The chaos was gradual. Angel and Teddy took to Saint 
(his given name) like water takes to oil. They both demanded 
a wide berth of him, and probably thought he was just a 
temporary house guest. 
By day three, Saint was in full puppy mode. In true 
Schnauzer form, Angel vocally let him know not to come 
within five feet of her. Sweet Teddy, with not a mean bone 
in his little body, was now giving me daily stink eyes. I’m 
pretty sure my husband was giving me a look that read,  
“Are you sure about all of this?”  
The name Saint wasn’t working for us either. We have 
never had a problem with keeping the given names of all of 
our adopted dogs. But, Saint was certainly not living up to 
his name.   
At around three weeks, an emergency visit to the 
animal hospital ended up costing us $450. Saint’s symptoms 
looked like some kind of poisoning. This dog thinks 
everything on the ground is a delectable treat, so who knows 
what he’d gotten into, even though he’s kept on a leash when 
we go outside. Roomba should put his likeness on one of their 
iRobot vacuum cleaner models. 
One of the names we had been thinking about was 
Cooper. In a moment of panic, and the inability to think 
straight, that was the only name I could remember to write 
on the hospital forms. Of course, waiting for the tests, I cried 
over the thought of losing him. I promised to be patient 
going forward. I promised to embrace the chaos his presence 
had brought into our home, especially after having just 
watched another dog code in the ER, and hearing the wails 
from the dog’s human. Cooper’s head caught my tears as I 
buried my face into him. Suddenly, the orbit changed. 
Cooper the Super Pooper continues to cause some kind 
of angst in our lives every day. He tests our patience. He’s 
loud and demanding. He’s also very lovable, and gives the 
softest, sweetest kisses.  
Finally, after a little over three months, there’s a routine 
taking shape. Mornings are quiet again, as Cooper has picked 
up on the other two dogs’ habits. He’s a voracious eater and 
subsequent super pooper. He has finally started running to 
the door to let us know of his needs, rather than just stopping 
and doing his business whenever the movement strikes him.  
Teddy has stopped giving me the stink eye and now 
enjoys playing with Cooper. In fact, he’s often the instigator 
in their roughhousing. Angel plays the referee when things 
become a bit too rowdy for her. The three of them are always 
in close proximity of one another now. Angel allows him to 
nap near her, and sometimes we’ll find him cuddled up next 
to Teddy in the same dog bed. 
On the days that are more chaotic than others, I think 
to myself, please hurry up and grow out of your puppy phase. 
Then I stop to remind myself not to hurry time. 
It already moves fast enough. U
Time Waits for No One
Dougie
Cooper

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